peachteau:

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

batreaux:

pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable 

fake-mermaid:

wow ok i’ve watched so many documentaries on how mermaids are real and can i just say they really do not look like this

more like

and that scares me a lot

saintnickomalley:

do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth

googlebus:

one easy step to be cool 

1. be me 

hohokev:

why is donkey kong not a donkey