June 2013
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable
wow ok i’ve watched so many documentaries on how mermaids are real and can i just say they really do not look like this
more like
and that scares me a lot
do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth
one easy step to be cool
- be me
why is donkey kong not a donkey
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
“You deserve someone who would jump fences to be with you not someone who is on the fence about being with you.”
—(via quirky-fairy)
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
if u make ur hot chocolate with water when milk is available dont associate with me
i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing
